Haunted Ring Extreme Volcanic Sex Appeal and similar items

*** THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR COLLECTORS!!*** GREETINGS ALL!! Insurance is not necessary! WE ensure the safe arrival of our items!! :) Please note that these items and services must by law be sold for entertainment purposes only. We cannot make any claims or guarantees relative to any outcome(s) pertaining to products we offer. We are also required to state that our Magickal items are sold as curios!! WE DO take our Religion and lifestyle very seriously and our practices are hundreds of years old, rich with great knowledge, skill and history. With that said, our items or services are not intended nor should they replace any proper medical or psychological care. Blessed be. )O( CURRENT MOON " THE MASTER WITCH COLLECTION OF MAGICKALS ABOUT ALEXANDRIA: Albina says that one particular Witch, Alexandria, "shed her mortal skin" over 79 years ago. She was known during her life, particularly in many circles in the North East United States as "the Mystic Queen". Albina says she gained this title because of the immense power she was able to conjure and the fascinating abilities that she developed. Albina says she was very young when she met Alexandria, who was by her account a "stunningly beautiful woman with piercing blue eyes and raven black hair", she also dressed in flowing, colorful clothes that as she says " would catch the air in a very dramatic way and cause everyone in her presence to pause and take notice. **Yet, what was even more captivating and astonishing than her beauty was her other-wordly powers. Albina says upon their first meeting she noticed this gorgeous woman at a large gathering of people one minute, when in an instant she seemed to disappear, and when those around her asked where Alexandria was, a young Albina noticed the woman's figure, with the long flowing garbs illuminated by the sunshine at the very top of a large hill. After some time, a man who had hiked out to where this figure was confirmed that it was indeed Alexandria. Albina says she will never forget it because she knew that without some assistance this woman could have never made it that far away within such a short period of time. Alexandria had achieved many of the skills and powers that most very long practicing witches had achieved in their lifetimes, however, she was also known to be able to shape shift, call upon all of nature's energies to assist her, "charming" animals and insects, and teleportation! Albina went on to explain that she always considered Alexandria to be "the most fascinating Witch she had ever met" and that she is still in contact with her spirit now. She says that Alexandria "guides my hands and assists me" in creating and invoking the power that she, Alexandria achieved during her lifetime. THESE MASTER WITCH MAGICKALS HAVE ALL BEEN KEPT IN A LARGE STORAGE ROOM THAT HAS PRESERVED THEM BY MAINTINAING THE PROPER HUMIDITY AND TEMPERATURE TO KEEP ALL FROM DETERIORATING. THEY ARE ALSO TAKEN OUT AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS TO ENSURE THEY ARE CHARGED WITH ENERGY TO KEEP THEIR POWER ELEVATED. THESE ARE RARE AND POWERFUL TREASURES THAT ARE NOW ONLY BEING OFFERED BECAUSE THE SCHOLARS ALL AGREED IT WAS TIME... FOR ALEXANDRIA'S OWN MASTER WITCH COLLECTION TO BE REVEALED ABOUT THE RING: SIZE 7, STERLING GARNET GEMSTONE FINE RING ALBINA HAS GRACIOUSLY SAT AND CONVEYED THE ATTRIBUTES AND POWERS OF THIS RARE MAGICKAL WHAT IS KNOWN, IS THAT THIS RING THAT BELONGED TO ALEXANDRIAIS ENCHANTED WITH A POTENT EXTREME CHARGE OF 900,000X ENERGIES" MAGICK AND IT IS BELIEVED IT HOLDS OVER 900,000X CHARGE OF THESE RARE LORD AND MASTER OF MAGICK ENERGIES! ALBINA HAS GRACIOUSLY SAT AND CONVEYED THE ATTRIBUTES AND POWERS OF THIS RARE MAGICKAL WHEN ONE SPEAKS 3 PHRASES, ONE WILL ALGIN WITH THE "VOLCANIC SEX APPEAL" ENERGIES! sHE SAYS ONE WILL BE GRANTED SOME OF THE MOST POWRERFUL SEX APPEAL ENERGIES RAISING ONE'S POWER OF INTRIGUE, ALLURE, ENTICING CHARMS AND MYSTERIOUS SEDUCGTIVE QUALITIES!! SHE SAYS YOU WILL TRANSFORM WITH RAPID SPEED INTO SUCH A POWERFULLY APPEALING CREATURE THAT OTHERS WILL BE SO DRAWN TO ONE THAT THEY WILL LITERALLY TRIP OVER THEMSELVES TO PLEASE AND BE NEAR YOU!!!! AND ONE MAY MAKE ONE'S REQUEST AFTER EACH COMMAND'S PHRASE ALBINA SAYS THESE ENERGIES WILL GRANT ONE A RARE AND POTENT MASTER LEVEL OF THE MOST EXTREME SEX APPEAL OWER WE HAVE EVER OFFERED ONE WILL BE GRANTED EN EXQUISITE LEVEL OF SEX APPEAL!!!! ONLY ONE ONE WILL BE GIVEN ACCESS TO SECRET AND LONG HIDDEN MAGICK THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME MAGICKAL!!! ALBINA SAYS THIS IS A TRULY HEIRLOOM QUALITY MAGICKAL SHE HOPES THE ONE WHO IS CALLED TO THIS UNDERSTANDS WHAT A TRUE TREASURE THEY HAVE BEEN CALLED TO FIND SHE HOPES THE ONE WHO IS CALLED TO THIS UNDERSTANDS WHAT A TRUE TREASURE THEY HAVE BEEN CALLED TO FIND (description exceeds maximum possible length)