Book overview Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter. Help wanteds: Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.Two-Headed Headlines:Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!Doctor testifies in horse suit.Modern-Day Malapropisms:I suffer from a deviant septum. Open Box - Products in Excellent condition looks brand new with little or no physical flaws, scratches or scuffs. - Item has been handled for inspection - Please anticipate signs of handling (fingerprints, lint, etc.) - Please view ALL pictures. Items packaging may have cosmetic damage - does not affect the item. Includes all items seen in pictures ONLY. - Actual item pictured. ITEMS USED OR SEALS BROKEN ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURN OR REFUND (read return policy) Attention VeRO members: We're not affiliated with or endorsed by the companies mentioned in this listing, All trademarks and copyrights are acknowiedged, they are only used for informative description of the items offered for sale, All items are authentic as evidenced in photos, legally acquired and owned, and hence covered under First Sale Doctrine, Unlawful VeRO removal of this listing will constitute perjury and result in legal action