A short comedy skit for 1 woman and 2 men COSTUMES: hillbilly clothes PROPS: play money; purse; table with a jar, flower pot, or vase Here is an excerpt: Arabella: You call that a birthday present? You'd have plenty o' money fer a present if'n you didn't waste it on a new huntin' knife fer yourself! Clem: I had to. You ruined the last one, usin' it to slice up biscuits with. Judge: Now, Clem, slicin' biscuits ain't a-gonna do a knife no harm. Clem: You ever eat her biscuits, Judge? It's like chewin' gravel. Arabella: Maybe it wouldn't be if'n you had more'n one tooth. Judge: Does you want a dee-vorce, too, Arabella? Arabella: I shore does. He kin cook his own vittles an' wash his own long winter woolies fur as I'm concerned. Judge: Well, I never done a dee-vorce before. But, I figger if'n a judge kin marry a body, he kin dis-marry 'em just as well. Clem, does you take this here woman to be your ex-wife? Clem: I does. Er...should I say 'doesn't? This skit is Copyright by Linda Campanella and Whatsits Galore