Set/2 CAH Cards Against Humanity Sci-Fi and Fantasy Expansion Packs 2 packs of CAH 1-Sci-Fi and 1-Fantasy expansion pack Sci-Fi Pack Released: 2017 Summary: White Cards: (A picture of Sean Connery from the movie Zardoz) Masturbating Yoda’s leathery turtle-penis. A misty room full of glistening egg sacs. Going too far with science and bad things happening. Three boobs. An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people. A hazmat suit full of farts. A protagonist with no qualities. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Cheerful blowjob robots. That girl from the Hungry Games. Cosmic bowling. The ending of Lost. Trimming the poop out of Chewbacca’s butt hair. A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel. How great of a movie Men in Black was. Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny. Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard. Vulcan sex-madness. Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius. The dystopia we’re living in right now. Laying thousands of eggs in a man’s colon. Beep beep boop beep boop. Black Cards: Computer! Display _____ on screen. Enhance. Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there’s only one thing that can stop it: _____. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to _____. You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to _____ before they were ready. You’re not going to believe this, but I’m you from the future! You’ve got to stop _____. This won’t be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: _____. Fantasy Pack Released: 2015 Summary: Someone’s mad at wizards. White Cards: Hodor. Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass. Freaking pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. Bathing naked in a moonlit grove. Kneeing a wizard in the balls. Shitting in a wizard’s spell book and jizzing in his hat. Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene. Shooting a wizard with a gun. A CGI dragon. A mysterious floating orb. Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people. A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay. A Hitachi Magic Wand. A dwarf who won’t leave you alone until you compare penis size. How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord Of The Rings. A ghoul. A weed elemental who gets everyone high. Make-believe stories for autistic white men. Black Cards: Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ___. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ___. And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted___. Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time? 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