Vampire Limericks and Other Bits of Humor by Carl Scott Harker Product Features Paperback: 45 pages Publisher: Aldouspi Publishing Language: English ISBN-10: 1657382613 ISBN-13: 978-1657382619 Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.2 x 11 inches Product Description A Lifetime Lease On obtaining the vampiric seal Precious blood you will learn how to steal, So give it a try You just have to die, To make immortality real! In this updated, second edition, you will find an expanded collection of cartoons and limericks. Here are vampire limericks - like the teaser presented above, naughty limericks, Star Trek cartoons and other cartoons and limericks, interspersed with personal tidbits and humorous commentary. According to the author: The genesis of this book was simple. I was looking for vampire limericks to do a Halloween reading at a library and couldn't find any. So I wrote a few 5-line poems about the undead to fill the void, so others would not have to face a similar problem. This was not enough material to fill a book, though. So I have added in other limericks written and published over the years, as well as some cartoons and a short story. This is me at my silliest. For readers and fans of my more serious poetry, I am happy to present a lighter side of my work! Trade paperback, brand new, first edition. Shipping Details: This item ships to the United States Only. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Some FAQ's about purchasing from this seller: Q: SHIPPING AND DELIVERY A: Once payment is received and your order is processed, the buyer is notified via the message system and provided with an estimated delivery date, usually a range of days when the item might be delivered. The item is then prepared for shipping. When it ships depends upon in which warehouse the item is located and the buyer's shipping address. It will be shipped to reach the buyer within the estimated delivery dates. When an item physically ships, a tracking number and carrier is recorded in the system or the item is marked shipped, if no tracking number is available. Orders are entered, but are not readied for shipping on weekends or holidays. The shipping system does its best to get items delivered as scheduled, sometimes there are delays beyond anyone's control. Please contact me via the message system, if you have not received an item by the last day in the estimated delivery dates. Q: ABOUT MY INVENTORY A: Products are new, unless otherwise described. Some of the inventory I sale is on hand and some of the inventory ships directly from suppliers. Items are shipped from warehouses in different parts of the US or directly from my suppliers. A third-party shipping facilitation system maybe used to ensure efficient and timely delivery of items. If items are found broken before shipping or the inventory count is off or the item is back ordered, refunds will be promptly issued. Q: RETURNING AN ITEM A: If you need to return an item, please first let me know by messaging me through the message system. I will coordinate the return with you as promptly as possible. Q: OTHER CONCERNS AND QUESTIONS. If you ever have any questions about an item or concerns about a transaction, please message me via the message system. It is my goal to provide good items at a good price. Sometimes problems arise and I try my best to resolve them as quickly as can be.